June 2013
- Person: Hi I'm Christian.
- Me: Cool.
- Person: Hi I'm Jewish.
- Me: Cool.
- Person: Hi I'm Muslim.
- Me: Cool.
- Person: Hi I'm Wiccan.
- Me: Cool.
- Person: Hi I'm atheist.
- Me: Cool.
- Person: Hi I'm Buddhist.
- Me: Cool.
- Person: Hi I'm Hindu.
- Me: Cool.
- Person: Hi I believe in this and you're wrong so I'm going to tell you all about how wrong you are.
- Me: Get the fuck out of my face before I hit you in the face with a frozen turkey.
My Boss...
Is seriously such a piece of shit.
bad social habits i have
- mumbling
- not smiling
- trailing off
- crossing my arms
- looking angry even though im not angry
- the fact i cant even socialize
- the fact im me
“Don’t just teach your children to read. Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.”
—George Carlin (via hellomynameisninja)
